227498

Joke of the Day

"The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong."

Next Joke
 
"Did you hear that the guys from ""The Expendables"" are doing a movie about classical composers? Arnold Schwarzenegger has already signed up, and said ""I'll be Bach."""
"A Texan walked into a bar... The bartender asked, ""You got any ID?"" The Texan said, ""'bout what?"""
"I hope the bomber suspect is made of green screen so we can all project our most feared skin color onto him."
"Black Lives Matter movement organizers lied about total number of followers. It turns out the movement is only three fifths as big as they say it is."
"Why is it awkward to have sex with Jesus? He keeps saying ""Oooh Dad Ooooh Dad OOOH DAAAAD"""
"Who doesn't want to be a millionaire? Well, certainly not a billionaire."
"I've decided to leave my past behind me.. So if I owed you money- I'm sorry but I've moved on."
"Friend told me he buffed up without any protein shakes. No whey."
"HER: I hate you ME: Hate is such a strong word [cut to hate benching 300 lbs] HATE: *whispering* I will be the strongest word ever"