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Joke of the Day
"Benjamin Button Started off dead Violets are blue Roses are red"
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"A woman walks into a Bar... She asks the barman for a double entendre, so he gives her one."
"Inception (2010) - Five men and one woman plot to nap on a plane."
"Smiling gives you wrinkles. Resting bitch face keeps you pretty."
"My boyfriend said he had a Catwoman fantasy. I must have misunderstood because we both wore leather cat suits to bed last night. Awkward."
"What do you get when you finger a gypsy on her period? Your palm red for free"
"What do old people smell like? Depends."
"It started snowing so everyone ran over to the window to see. I went and banged their heads against the window. Most fun I've had all day."
"Which element is most likely to surrender an electron? Francium."
"Why are London buses red? Because they have to come every 10 minutes"