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Joke of the Day
"What do old people smell like? Depends."
Next Joke
"What are ducks' favorite drug? Quack."
"The doorbell rings... A man opens the door and there's his mother-in-law on the front step. She asks, ""Can I stay here for a few days?"" The man says, ""Sure you can."" And shuts the door."
"Never commit a crime while working out Lest you get ill gotten gainz."
"They figured out where the terrorists have been hiding their armies. In their sleevies."
"[interview] BOSS: So you have zero experience? ME: Hire me & I'll give u a sweet nickname B: That's absurd.. ME: Lazerwolf B: Welcome aboard"
"My grandma married 2 men named Grover. I think she just had a thing for the name Grover, because she also married 2 women named Grover"
"What is the one thing you don't want to hear during sex? Honey, I'm home!"
"Afghan shaking a carpet I was walking down the road when I saw an Afghan bloke standing on a fifth floor balcony shaking a carpet. I shouted up to him, ""What's up Abdul, won't it fucking start?"""
"Canadians are not always nice, especially if your son pisses on their snowman."