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Joke of the Day
"What do old people smell like? Depends."
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"I've always wanted to know how long ""forever"" was... and by looking at some peoples relationships its around 2 to 4 weeks."
"According to the 19 citations I got for trespassing and peeping, ""neighborhood watch"" isn't what I thought it was"
"So a ""refugee"" walks into a bar... ...So a firefighter walks into the remains of a bar..."
"What do you call a hundred women in a tree? A cuntry (country)"
"Order 66 ... If the citizens of Star Wars used Base 66 Numbers, Palpatine would have said: > Execute the Order of Magnitude!"
"Today I saw a dead baby ghost... Upon reflection, it might have been a handkerchief."
"""Let's do 5 sets of squats & then try lifting for an hour. It looks like you got out of shape after your dad died"" ~ Really personal trainer"
"What's the difference between jam and marmalade? I can't marmalade my cock into my girlfriend's arse"
"A three-legged dog hobbles into an old western saloon He limps up to the bartender. ""I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."""