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Joke of the Day

"Hear the one about the deaf man who went fishing? Neither did he."

"The finebros confiscated my Epi-Pen I was having an allergic reaction."

"Why cant a bicykle stand on its own? Because its two tired! *badum tiss*"

"Hello from the other side Bye."

"Why did the ebo(l)la patient yell? Someone spilled wine (bolla) on his ELECTRONIC. (E)phones."

"May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions!"

"What did the upper class Rastafari say when he walked into the bakers shop? One love me breda."

"I like my meth labs like I like my girlfriends: highly unstable and locked in my basement."

"I was roasting meat and accidentally stabbed myself with a meat thermometer and blood is gushing out. I'm done."

"What is the first thing a woman should do when she gets out of the Battered Women's Shelter? The dishes, if she knows what's good for her."