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Joke of the Day
"Hear the one about the deaf man who went fishing? Neither did he."
Next Joke
"Saw a FB group called 'I hate rapists'. *Phew* glad we solved that problem. Anything else we need to tackle while I've got the keyboard out?"
"How many different animals did we have to jump on the backs of before we discovered horses were cool with it?"
"""I'll shave whoever I want! I'll shave you, I'll shave her! I'll shave a goddamn baby if need be!"" Sean Connery, boasting about his heroism"
"Let's play the lion and the lion tamer Open your mouth and I'll give you the meat"
"That was like a weekend camping trip for a sex addicts anonymous group. Fucking intense."
"How does a skeleton call her friends? On a telebone."
"I used to be addicted to the hokey-cokey But I turned myself around and that's what it's all about."
"Why did the balloon go near the needle? .... Why did the balloon go near the needle? He wanted to be a pop star."
"What happens when you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito? Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scaler."