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Joke of the Day

"Some call me an alcoholic, But I call myself an antisocial drinker"

"[DARK HUMOUR] What do you call a fat baby? Quite a mouthful."

"What kind of snake is good at building things? A boa constructor."

"Saturday plans: -get abducted then hunted by a group of rich guys on a game reserve, then systematically take them out one by one. - laundry"

"What Should Make A Book Teacher: ""What Should Be In A Book To Make It A Bestseller?"" Jorkens: ""A Girl On The Cover & No Cover On The Girl"""

"""It's always Russia somewhere"" I whisper to my 4th shot of morning vodka."

"How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb? 1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'"

"On the internet you can be whoever you want. Its odd that so many choose to be stupid."

"Almost had an accident due to texting while driving Barely hit send and some idiot slammed on his brakes! Luckily I only spilled my beer"

"You won't drink away the alcoholism."