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Joke of the Day

"I bet cannibals were really disappointed by elbow macaroni."

"How do you make a hormone Stamp on her foot"

"A Jew, a black, and a Muslim are on a frozen lake, not talking to each other... ...so I thought I would go over there and break the ice."

"My friend said I twist everything to my advantage. I took it as a compliment."

"I'm white, but... Nope. Can't do one of those today. Look, I'm at a B&B on Cape Cod right now. I'm a fanny pack away from translucent."

"Rednecks give head so good I even heard of this Asian guy whose eyes bulged out after."

"What do toilet paper and the star ship enterprise have in common They both circle Uranus and battle klingons"

"I'm not a professional photographer, I'm just a club photographer. I take pictures at the club & people pay me to delete them."

"Don't brag about anything you achieved before 1980. There were billions less people. It was way easier."

"How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? A lot. Many Hans make light work."