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Joke of the Day
"My doctor told me I'm Bi-Polar I wasn't sure to laugh or cry."
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"Why did the tissue get up and dance? It had a little boogy in it."
"What do Germans call their own EasyMac? Mein Kraft"
"True procrastination is a lost art Those who completely mastered it's practice never got around to teaching anyone else their secrets."
"What did the priest say before eating his salad? ""Lettuce pray"""
"What's gambling like in heaven? It's a pair-a-dice."
"Why can't Chinese couples have caucasian babies? Because two wongs dont make a white"
"How is a broken clock better than a politician? The clock is still right twice a day."
"Did you hear about the oompah loompah marathon? Contestants are running short."
"How do you organize a space party? You planet, i'll leave now"