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Joke of the Day
"You're nice to the weird kid once, then BOOM! Stalked for life..."
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"Did you hear about the man who fell into a lens grinder? He made a spectacle of himself."
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"so i'd tell ya a casey anthony joke but my mother would kill me..."
"When does a horse talk on the phone? Whinny wants to!"
"What is a drug? A drug is a substance which when injected into a guinea pig produces a scientific paper."
"When I first met your mom, I fell in love with her because she had a kind face... The kind of face I want to fuck the shit out of!"
"How did ISIS become so powerful? They got a head"