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Joke of the Day
"When does a horse talk on the phone? Whinny wants to!"
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"Why did the dog go into the church? The doors were open."
"*admires David at the museum* I can't believe a teenage mutant ninja turtle sculpted this"
"Taco Bell wouldn't be so popular if indoor plumbing didn't exist"
"Trump Says Immigrants take Jobs Americans Refuse to take. Like being his wife."
"In what town lives the mathematician who can only multiply by two? Dublin."
"Why do little boys whine? Because they're practicing to be men."
"How would you describe the typical Inuit mathematician? Cold and calculating."
"A midget once smoked a lot of weed... He got medium."
"Despite it being close to Christmas, I'm still on my Summer diet... ...I'll have summer that, summer that, and summer that."