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Joke of the Day

"What is the definition of irony? Having a democratic debate in a city that was destroyed by over 50 years of democratic rule."

"Air & Sex - Joke Q: Why is air a lot like sex? A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any."

"Translating the German joke Germans only tell Germans. I don't like to talk about the Holocaust either. My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He got drunk and fell off the guard tower."

"No matter how busy I am at work, I'm never too busy to complain about how busy I am at work."

"Since getting a Kindle, what I miss most about books is tipping them forward on the shelf to open a secret passageway."

"Confusius says Whaaat?!"

"So there was a bomb threat at my school today... Tomorrow's gonna be a blast."

"LOIS LANE: *pulls back from kissing* clark your glasses are hurting my nose can you take them off CLARK KENT: no"

"The S7's are exploding as much as Muslims in the middle east."

"Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil."