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Joke of the Day
"If a young boy dog is called a puppy... then what is a young girl dog called? A puppet!"
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"If I get a penny for every racist joke I make.. Black people would rob me."
"Knock-knock"
"Commercials that never made it to air Here's my entry: ""Have you had an accident that wasn't your fault and has ruined your life? Next time, use Durex""."
"""You can't tell me what to do! I do what I want!""- toddlers, teenagers and US congress"
"What's a monsters favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet"
"What's your favorite preservative salt, vinegar, lemon? Mine's embalming fluid."
"Q.How can you tell when a Chicago Fireman is dead? A. The remote control slips from his hand."
"With a bit of practice I could be an excellent snooker player... But I dont have the balls and my pockets aren't that deep"
"Q: Why do ducks have big flat feet? A: To stamp out forest fires."