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Joke of the Day

"Jenner is a hero, and quite frankly saved some lives Had I not replaced the Jenner in my truck last week I wouldnt have been able to shift into neutral when my accelerator stuck today."

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"Sorry I pissed you off, but I find you much more entertaining this way."
"A man takes his wife out to dinner one night. The wife says, ""I want you to treat me like a princess."" The husband drives his Mercedes into a wall."
"How did the medical community come up with the term ""PMS""? ""Mad Cow Disease"" was already taken."
"A fish with one eye... Was swimming along in a lake when he accidentally hit his head on a wall of concrete...and do you know what he said? Dam."
"Mother: I told you not eat cake before supper. Daughter: But Mum it's part of my homework. 'If you take an eighth of a cake from a whole cake how much is left."
"My brother's got a degree in wheel-making. Only 359 more to go."
"Why isn't the band ""1023 MB"" famous? They haven't had a gig yet."