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Joke of the Day
"Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, the very next day you told me you're gay...."
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"Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute? It opens on impact."
"A blind guy walks into the kitchen.... ...and picks up a cheese grater. Runs his fingers up and down the grater: ""who the f*ck wrote these stupid things?"""
"What's the difference between love and herpes? Herpes last forever."
"The Seventh Sense: ""I can smell dead people."""
"Q: Why are men like laxatives? A: They irritate the shit out of you."
"One fun thing about having a crappy car is abruptly shutting off the air conditioner on the highway and pretending you have a hyperdrive."
"I love Halloween. Its the only time I can wear my KKK outfit and get away with it."
"*follows Dreams* ~dream doesn't follow back~ ~unfollows Dream~"
"TIL: A study revealed that users never check the authenticity of facts they find on /r/todayilearned"