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Joke of the Day
"If life was a RPG and inbreeding was a skill set The royal family would be at the top of the tier"
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"Is it okay to joke about suicide? Or is it too much of a nooseance..."
"Mr. Jones, did you or did you not have an affair with the victim, Diana? ""No!"" Oh really. And what's your first name? ""Indiana"" [jury gasps]"
"How do you make a post man sad? Kill his family."
"What's the best thing about having sex with Twenty Five year olds? There's 20 of them."
"How many Trumps? How many trumps could donald trump trump if donald trump could trump trumps?"
"Filling out my Census form. I have to list every person who lives in my home for a majority of the time. What's your mother's name, again?"
"What is Trump's favorite movie? ""Octopussy"""
"How many designers does it take to change a lightbulb? Does it really have to be a lightbulb?"