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Joke of the Day

"What's the best thing about having sex with Twenty Five year olds? There's 20 of them."

"NSFW: Why would I not vote for Bernie Sanders Because he is BS."

"i hate it when people don't know the difference between ur and u'r"

"Women are like cars... Only the broken ones stick around."

"People who leave their underwear at parks are either awesome at sex or terrible at dressing raccoons."

"If Bob Marley were alive today, what would he listen to music on? An iAndiPod. Just made that one up. I can hear the groans."

"You know what bothers me? When people assume you're homeless cause you're asleep on the street and your pants are gone.."

"I have an inferiority complex.. .. but it's not a very good one."

"Im having a problem in Call Of Duty, I go to the menu and... alright by now the girls have stopped reading this, anyone know any good porn sites?"

"Jesus only had 12 followers, also one sold him out to die and another unfollowed Him right before He died. So I guess I'm not doing too bad."