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Joke of the Day

"My friend has a job coming up with bathroom humor He just writes a lot of shitty puns."

"-Give it to me straight doc. -You'll never walk again. -Now give it to me gay. -You'll never stroll merrily down the boardwalk again."

"Dating Fails: Just Tell Me What You Want And Be Done With It a guy asked his girlfriend what she wanted to eat he guess shusi and anything else then got mad and raged the end"

"Rob Zombie is a good musician but also a great way to make money when the undead rise from their graves"

"Bad Day Q- How do you know when a blonde is having a bad day? A- She has a tampon behind her ear, and she can't find her pencil."

"Do you know why Kim Jong Un executes everyone he doesn't like? Because he doesn't have a Seoul."

"Do you believe in life after love? Ted Bundy apparently didn't."

"My girlfriend got her period today... ...and I guess, since I'm the adult in this relationship, I'm going to have to have ""the talk"" with her. They grow up so fast..."

"Farm counting A farmer had 30 cows, and 28 chickens... How many didn't?"

"I'm scared of the toilet That's where shit goes down"