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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the gym where people pay to get punched in the face? Go after hours, there's no punch line!"

"My friends in Germany were complaining that they couldn't find a good bagel anywhere... well whose fault is that?"

"ME: I'd like to return a defective boomerang SHOPKEEPER: Ok. Where is it? ME: I have no idea"

"Just bought a white pool stick... Now, I shoot better then the rest of my school."

"How do you buy hair? You have toupee"

"Beggin'Strips: Stop pretending dogs don't know it's not bacon. They smell cocaine in a cooch across an airport; I'm sure they know NOT bacon"

"What's the difference between sex and a corporation? In sex the person on top does most of the work."

"What's a mailmans favorite organ? Da Liver"

"The Lord said unto John; ""Come forth and you shall receive eternal life."" But John came fifth and he won a toaster."

"eer booze and fun!' '""Didja hear the news?"" asked Keenan of his pal at the saloon. ""Harrigan drank so much his wife left him!"" ""Bartender! Give me six boilermakers!!"""