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"Why don't people win the lotto Because the NSA runs it"
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"What do you get when you cross a tiger with a cabbage? Man-eating coleslaw."
"A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants The bartender ask, ""Doesn't that bother you?"" The pirate says,""Arrrgh, it's driving me nuts"""
"What do you call a fat psychic ? A four-chin teller."
"How long is the flight? A Polish man calls up an airline. ""How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?"" ""One minute..."" ""Thank you."" *click*"
"I just think it's sad that we've seen eachother naked and we don't talk every day."
"I like to be frank and earnest with women. In Brooklyn, I'm Frank and in Chicago I'm Ernest."
"What has no eyes and four legs? No idea."
"100m Dash A girl says to her friend ""The last time I had sex was like the 100 meter dash"" Her friend says ""What, over in 6 seconds?"" ""No, with 8 black men and a gun."""
"""Mommy all the kids at school say I'm a werewolf! Is that true?"" ""No of course not. Now shut up and comb your face."""