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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the woman who died in an Italian restaurant? She pasta way."

"(Mild GoT spoilers) Why is Hodor's real name Wylis? Because everyone wonders what he's talkin' bout."

"Did you hear about the new Italian tires? Dago here, dago there, and when dago flat, dago wop wop wop."

"Accountant after reading nursery rhymes to his young child: ""No son. When Little Bo Peep lost her sheep that wouldn't be tax deductible but I like your thinking""."

"I may not be getting laid tonight, but I'm definitely banging my snooze button in the morning."

"Reports coming in from Detroit that during his visit to the church, Trump was AXED.... ....a lot of questions."

"If you're turning left with your car, which wheel steers less? The spare one! :P"

"What if im actually attractive and hot girls just think im out of their league?"

"The Hillary Phone Just like the Obama Phone, but it deletes all of your emails."

"Snooki, but without the orange tan and poofy hair. And she's in charge of North Korea."