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Joke of the Day
"What if im actually attractive and hot girls just think im out of their league?"
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"Lottery- Gilbert Gottfried A man comes home to his wife and says ""Honey pack your bags I just won the lottery!"" She says ""What should I pack?"" He says ""I don't care just pack and get the fuck out!"""
"According to facebook it is my wife's birthday."
"What do Mexicans write in school? Essays."
"People always tell me not to piss in the shower... ...but you know, it's difficult not to when you're taking a shit"
"Sean Connery doing a knock knock joke (X-post from /shubreddit) Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes Sean Connery"
"The Starbucks in my town just hired a Jewish barista... He brews."
"The ""Ooooo"" the audience makes during a sitcom kiss but for me when I finally take a shower."
"I've just been in the garden with my stepladder Not my real ladder, I don't get on with him"
"How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon? They'll tell you"