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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear the one about the pilot who backed into the propeller? Wrecked'em. Damn near killed him."

"I never considered typos to be that big of a deal until the day I dialed 921."

"They probably could have called lightbulbs, just ""bulbs"". Most people would still get it."

"Why is minotaur pretty ugly? Because it is an Oxy+moron."

"I'll throw corrosive acid in the face of anyone who casually glaces at my computer screen while passing my cubicle."

"4: can you whistle? M: *whistles* 4: Here's a booger. M:... 4: Keep it forever. Have kids they said. It'll be fun they said. Liars."

"Florida is great, if you make a wrong turn you're at the beach."

"For as long as I remember I've always had amnesia."

"I love being complimented on my parking skills! Someone even left a note on my windshield saying ""parking fine""."

"Got a problem with me? I'm pretty sure a status on Facebook won't fix it."