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Joke of the Day
"How can you tell a skinhead is shaved down there When the carpet matches the drapes"
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"Indian man's pick up line Once you go brown you never turn around..."
"If circumcisions take an hour to complete, how long will you have to work to complete 12? Around the cock"
"So a piece of bacon and a biscuit walk into a bar... And the bartender says, ""Sorry but we don't serve breakfast here"""
"So I listened to some LL Cool J then kept licking my lips like he does. I found myself in HR. Good thing I wasn't listening to KISS."
"Why do you never touch the red dot on an Indian person's forehead? They will self destruct"
"Oh nothing, just editing this agreement. And by editing, I mean writing ""ool J"" after every mention of an LLC."
"Just opened the freezer and the vodka literally rolled out into my hands, no way I could ignore this sign from god."
"I decided to try out a new Mediterranean recipe that takes 2 hours to cook. I've got a lot of thyme on my hands."
"It may have looked like I was doing crunches but I was just trying to get up."