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Joke of the Day
"How can you tell a skinhead is shaved down there When the carpet matches the drapes"
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"The iPhone 6S+ has been doing really well so far... It seems to be a huge 6S"
"What's the rate at which racist work is done? Whitepower (Horsepower is the rate at which work is done)"
"I like my steak like I like my women. White and domineering."
"My girlfriend wanted me to be more like her ex. So I dumped her."
"If Helen Keller was a pokemon.. ..she'd be a Mewtwo."
"A rabbi walks into a bar with a frog on one shoulder ... The bartender says, ""Hey, where'd you get that?"" And the frog says, ""Brooklyn, der's hundreds of um."""
"Boss: Why put off until tomorrow what you can do today? Me: It'll be higher quality and less tense for everyone if we wait? Boss: Today!"
"Did you hear what happened to the dildo farmer? He had a big problem with squatters."
"A football joke Jose Mourinho"