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Joke of the Day
"Why do procrastinators live the longest? Because they die at the last second."
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"Went into a massage parlor & asked for the happy ending, now I'm tucked into bed with a Korean woman reading me Cinderella."
"What dog can tell the time ? A watch dog !"
"breathed a little air through my nose when thought of this http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3szbjn/"
"what do you call water that bounces? Spring water."