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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a beloved terrorist? Guantanamo Bae"
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"Obama : The people are worried Hillary is not focused.... How is her head currently??? Bill Clinton: Well she's no Monica... But she's good."
"Communist jokes are not funny... unless everyone gets them"
"China has a Great Wall And they have barely any Mexicans"
"Babysitting Pro Tip: Make them play Dungeons & Dragons until they love it so their parents will never have to worry about teenage pregnancy."
"*Aquarium GUIDE: Octopuses are sensitive to camera flash so please turn off...ma'am don't flash the octopus ME: [pulls shirt back down] ok"
"Did you guys hear about the girl that had three vaginas? She kept getting fucked left, right and centre."
"What's better than kiddie porno? Adult porno. Kiddie porn is gross, you sick fuck!"
"Quasimodo walks into a pub Goes up to the bar and asks for a scotch whiskey. Barman asks ""bells alright?"" Quasimodo snaps ""mind your own fucking business"""
"Trying out that new pickup line on a girl for the first time; whether it works or not, you'll wind up feeling a twat. *EYYYYYY*"