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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the man who spent his whole life trying to perfect cloning technology? When it finally happened, he was beside himself."

"Necrophilia So my parents recently forced me to go to a psychiatrist for my necrophiliac thoughts. Having sex with a dead girl was just a nail in the coffin."

"Rest of world: don't do anything crazy plz UK: fk u we used to own u watch this *does backflip *money falls out of pockets *cracks head open"

"Reading while sunbaking Makes you well-read"

"Why did the feminist fail in programming? She hated objectification."

"I would like to thank the kind stranger I met on the bus this morning for teaching me the meaning of the word 'abundance'. It means a lot."

"Did you know that according to FDA regulations a goblin can be labeled as a hobgoblin even if it contains only 3% hob"

"I had an Irish 7 course meal A potato and a six pack"

"Great, so a week ago my doctor gave me a letter, which confirmed that I have dyslexia... and now I've received one that says I have tiny tits. Oh no wait, tinnitus."