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Joke of the Day
"How do you find the fastest man in Africa? Roll a penny down a hill."
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"a guy goes to see a therapist And tell him he keeps having 2 reacurring dreams, one night I'm a wigwam, next time a teepee. Doctor says thats easy, you're just two tents."
"What kind of overalls does mario wear? Denim, denim, denim"
"What do you call a Chinese man allergic to dogs? Starving."
"[creation] GOD: You each have a gift WORM: What's mine? G: You...spin silk BEE: How bout me? G: Uh...make honey HIPPO: And me? G: Hm...eat marbles"
"Q: How do you find Will Smith in the snow? A: You look for the fresh prints! I'll show myself out y'all"
"Can I tell you a joke? Your bum broke! hahaha! We loved this lame-ass joke as kids"
"My favorite dinosaur is the Clitorous, its is the smallest of the dinosaurs, it is also hard to find because it likes to hide in the bushes Credit goes to comedian Etta May."
"Why can't you ever trust an atom? Because they make up everything"
"Me: Would you remarry if I died? Wife: Yes. Me: What?!? Would you at least WAIT awhile? Wife: Depends. Are you dead because I killed you?"