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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Chinese man allergic to dogs? Starving."
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"What's the difference between terrorists and tourists? Terrorists have sympathizers."
"VICTIM: He had a beard & a scar SKETCH ARTIST: Is this him? VICTIM: That's Bart Simpson SKETCH ARTIST: Yeah I can only draw a couple things"
"Just finished painting my bedroom in under ten minutes using vinyl Surely that's some kind of record."
"hey can I use your bathroom? cashier: only paying customers jesus...ok just give me 9 double whoppers with cheese, a chocolate shake, 2-"
"*Leaves home for the day... *Fears I left something behind *Runs inside to see baby playing with my phone. *Grabs phone & leaves."
"My wife thinks our sex life is boring and I get distracted easily.......... Well I Better get back to it...."
"How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but you have to wonder how they got in there."
"A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet over his head. 'Are you here as a ghost ?' asked his friends 'No I'm an undercover agent""."
"The instructions said if my erection lasts longer than four hours to see a doctor... My calculus professor was no help at all."