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Joke of the Day
"What kind of overalls does mario wear? Denim, denim, denim"
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"Hillary Clinton's autobiography should be called, ""Sisterhood of the traveling pants suit""."
"My daughter is late coming down to breakfast. Her 3 strips of bacon are getting cold. I mean 2 strips. Sorry, 1 strip. She'll have cereal."
"What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is heavy, and the other is a little lighter."
"What's the plural of compass? This one's best if you say it out loud. What's the plural of octopus? Octopi. What's the plural of compass? Cumpie."
"You know why half a joke isn't funny?"
"How can you tell that the stage is level? The drummer is drooling out of *both* sides of his mouth."
"What is it like to be a woman in comedy? I would say it's 1% jokes & 99% answering this question."
"I forgot to wear my Halloween costume to work. I was gonna go as the Invisible Deaf Mute Man."
"Did you hear what they called the new dog breed from Israel? The Penny Pinscher"