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Joke of the Day

"My fathers wife bought a ""Christian cookbook"" I didn't even know they had different recipes, I've been eating sin all along."

"Women who brag about multi-tasking should chill out. There is nothing cool about doing 3 things wrong at once"

"I just hate when these girls take selfies on road specially when i am peeing in the background."

"What do you call a Muslim pilot? An Airrab."

"why did the computer go to the cafe?, and who is the king of the classroom? to get a byte, and the ruler!!! my one sub teacher tells absolutely terrible jokes everytime we have her!"

"When Your Girlfriend or Boyfriend Block You It,s Called An E-DIVORCE :D"

"I hate it when people use the wrong preposition on a sentence"

"Cop: ""Can you describe the person who robbed you?"" Me: ""He had on a black shirt and hat with a green apron and charged me $6 for coffee"""

"Some people say I dream too much, I say it's just because my life is better than their dreams are."

"During a recent study, almost 95% of participants preferred exercise to sex. Because they all ran away when I offered."