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Joke of the Day
"What did the Banana say to the other Banana? You're very appealing"
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"For some reason the Pope didn't... sponsor my program for terminally ill Chinese children. He said he didn't like the name - What's wrong with ""Youth in Asia""???"
"If Wednesday is hump day... ...is Tuesday foreplay day?"
"a classics professor goes to a tailor... A classics professor goes to a tailor to get his trousers mended. The tailor asks: ""Euripides?"" The professor replies: ""Yes. Eumenides?"""
"What did the triangle say to the preacher? Forgive me father for I have sin()."
"Lady Gaga is set to launch her first fragrance in 2012. It will be called ""Eau I left the toilet seat up""."
"Why don't I like trees? They look kinda shady to me"
"Wanna hear why I love Dorian Gray jokes? cause they never get old"
"Pluto wanted to throw Earth a birthday party on New Year's Eve But he forgot to planet"
"What did the optometrist give Helium? A pair of noble glasses"