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Joke of the Day

"I could see every bottle of ketchup in the restaurant. Heinz sight is 20/20."

"How did the florist act after getting her dream job? Got so excited she wet her plants."

"I used to own a car that never seemed to run properly. It was a brokeswagen."

"In Britain, Brexit means Brexit... and Trump means fart."

"What do you call a Mexican Goat? Amigoat"

"If you have 3 tweets in a row that say what you're cooking, what song you're listening to, and what your mood is... just go back to Facebook."

"Who is the most famous cow in France? Albert Camoo"

"You can now experience skydiving without a parachute! It's a once in a lifetime opportunity!"

"Nice try Jehovah's witnesses, but dressing up like the police and saying you have a warrant isn't going to get me to come to the door."

"If Men are From Mars, Women are From Venus was written today... The solar system would need more planets for the title."