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Joke of the Day
"People go to the bar hoping for two things...to get hammered or to get nailed."
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"Wanna hear a Nirvana joke? Nevermind."
"Why do gay guys have a really good fashion sense? Well, you would think so after spending so much time in the closet.. Read this somewhere awhile ago and made me laugh XD"
"What do you do if your video card driver keeps crashing? Take away it's drivers license."
"My uncle was an unusual man. Prosthetic legs, real feet. This is Steve Wright's joke, not mine"
"""Sorry I'm late! Was pointlessly checking the same 6 websites over & over again & lost track of time!"" - Honest Aziz Explaining Tardiness"
"What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show? I wish I could hear you whinnie."
"Did you hear that Napoleon broke the Sphinx's nose with a singe shot? It was a one-hit wonder. I'll show myself out."
"If someone on the Windows team at Microsoft gets fired... would you say they've been defenestrated?"
"Hate weight limit signs in the elevator. Then I'm put in the awkward position of telling some pregnant woman she has to take the stairs."