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Joke of the Day

"Wat does it take to bring down a tower theses days What does it take to bring down a tower these days 4 terrorists and a 747"

"The other day my son asked me who picks up the seeing eye dog's poop."

"Fun fact: they used acronyms back in colonial times too but DOS meant Dead of Smallpox and LMFAO meant Lost My Farm and Outbuildings"

"What secret organization does Pinnochio work for? Wooden you like to know?"

"If I could be any arithmetic operation, I'd be subtraction. I just want to make a difference."

"What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear. I'm so sorry.."

"Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar... The bartender asks ""why the long face?"""

"Beyonce: Ok now ladies let's get in formation. Ladies: Information about what? Beyonce: Dammit, ladies, we went over this."

"I like a girl with words tattooed on her back. Gives me something to read while i'm in the shitter."

"Boyfriend calls me Gluteal Myalgia because he thinks I'm too dumb to understand what it means. Let's see how he likes the name Microphallus"