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Joke of the Day

"Why is Yoda the worst copilot? ""Yoda, are we still going the right way?"" ""Off course we are"""

"what do computers & old testament gods have in common Lots of rules and no mercy"

"I freaked out my mailman today when I came to the door completely naked. I'm not sure what shocked him more, my naked body, or the fact that I knew where he lived."

"The US government is taking Samsung to court. They're being charged with a fault in battery."

"Now I ain't saying she's a gold digger But she did move to California in 1849..."

"sometimes when i feel stupid, i look at the comments on the Walmart facebook page and feel better."

"Turn yoga class into hot yoga by chasing everyone around with a blow torch."

"What's the difference between Michael Brown and Darren Wilson? Only one of them knows how to dodge a bullet."

"*jesus turns around to find only 11 apostles* ""WHO UNFOLLOWED ME"""

"I saw some guy stealing my front gate... -""I saw some guy stealing my front gate."" -""Didn't you say anything?"" -""No, I thought he'd take a fence."""