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Joke of the Day

"How to Properly Jump a Car Attach a cable to the red positive lead, then beat the negative lead for being black."

"My phone just filmed a 6 hour documentary about life inside my pocket"

"Wanna hear a funny yolk? ""Whats a yolk?"" ""An egg joke!"""

"Researcher: By 2030, life expectancy is predicted to increase globally by 6 years. Southerner: [pouring mac and cheese into deep fryer] No."

"Anytime I pass an unlocked minivan I throw a few of my kids' most annoying toys in the trunk."

"I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up your ass."

"Monica Blue Knock knock. Whos there? Monica Blue. Monica Blue who? Bill Clinton."

"English is difficult to learn. It can be taught through tough thorough thought, though."

"If I ever met the man who came up with the idea of lobotomies, I'd give him a piece of my mind."

"How did the redneck find his sister in the woods? Attractive."