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Joke of the Day
"Anytime I pass an unlocked minivan I throw a few of my kids' most annoying toys in the trunk."
Next Joke
"What do you call a policeman with blonde hair ? A fair cop !"
"Briefly explain 'hard water' ice"
"If a person becomes a murderer they go to jail If a cop becomes a murderer they get paid vacation."
"What happened to the blind circumciser? He got the sack."
"Her: Your c**k is small Me: An RV is big until you park it in the Grand Canyon."
"ADELE: hello from the outside ME (closing blinds): a restraining order means nothing to that woman"
"What's the worst thing your wife can do while you're having sex? Come home early."
"A book just fell on my head. I only have, my-shelf to blame. :3"
"Babies are the two extremes on the spectrum of smell. They either smell like heaven filled with lollipops or a microwaved porta-potty."