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Joke of the Day
"Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. After all, he killed Hitler."
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"Did you hear about the French baker who kept burning himself on the top shelf of his oven? He had a high threshold for *pain*"
"What do you call a stoner when horny? A weed wacker! - Now please post weed related jokes"
"What's the difference between amnesia and alzheimers? I can't remember."
"Got an IPad from my chinese friend... Nothing beats homemade gifts."
"In Soviet Rusia: In soviet rusia, we post webs on the cat!"
"Happy Birthday Girlfrien. I didn't put the D because you'll get that later."
"A little boy comes running to his mother.. ""I went into the bathroom and the light came on without me touching anything!"" ""Oh you idiot, you've pissed in the fucking fridge again."""
"Do you whats amazing? Spiderman"
"If a tattoo artist... If a tattoo artist does an absolutely perfect tattoo on only one butt cheek, is that still considered a half-ass job?"