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Joke of the Day
"Who's the biggest joke on the football team? The PUNter"
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"""Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free."" ""Some, I assume, are good people"""
"2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Badum tsss."
"[phone rings] ""Is your refrigerator running?"" *looks over at fridge holding a lighter up to a spoon* ""I don't know what he's doing anymore."""
"What is a Stormtrooper's favorite place to sit. A pew, pew, pew."
"[touching face upon receiving compliment] Glad you like it. But, it's not a teardrop tattoo. It's an Oxford comma."
"How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Raw Raw Rawhahaha..."
"What did the leper say to the hooker? You can keep the tip."
"Every time a famous music composer dies... ... he starts decomposing."