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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fish with no eye? (x-post: /r/badjokes) Fsh."
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"How many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, Change has to come from WITHIN!"
"""Something's keeping me from masturbating,"" the young woman confided to her doctor. ""I can't quite put my finger on it."""
"I support Trump on a number of issues, but the one thing I cannot get over is the wall heh"
"Hoping to get a 4k tv after Christmas. Making my new years resolution 3840 x 2160."
"Whats the best part of having sex with a transgender? When you are hitting it from the back and go for the reach around, it feels like it went all the way through"
"I recently learned how to suck my own dick... Sorry if I sound full of myself."
"What do you call the conversation between two birds after they've had sex? Pillowsquawk"
"I have an inferiority complex ....But it's not a very good one. :("
"My girlfriend kept telling me to treat her like a princess. So I made her marry an old guy she's never met to secure an alliance with the French."