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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fish with no eye? (x-post: /r/badjokes) Fsh."
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"""Give it to me!"" she yelled. ""I'm so fucking wet!, give it to me now!"" She can scream all she wants... I'm not giving her my umbrella."
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"If i was the Grinch, I wouldn't steal Christmas. I'd steal you."
"Yo momma is so fat... When she got on the scale it said, ""I need your weight not your phone number."""
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"What's a Jewish dilemma? Free bacon. Let the downvotes rain down on me."