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Joke of the Day
"Friends don't let friends talk about Pi Lest they become irrational."
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"Who is the richest person in the Bible? The Pharao's daughter. She went to the bank of the Nile to pick up a little prophet."
"I can undo a bra with two fingers and no eyes but can't tie a tie with both hands and a 6 minute video tutorial."
"Co-worker playfully snapped my suspenders and now everyone in the office knows my safe word."
"Someday, I will make a great dad.... I don't have any parenting experience, but I *can* tell terrible jokes."
"Young Forever Nutritionists say people who eat less tend to be younger in appearance. It is true. One of my friends hadn't eaten for 10 days, he's forever 25 years old now."
"How is an American teen girl different from an Arab teen girl. An American teen girl gets stoned *before* she has sex."
"I wonder why call them backup vocals. Was there ever a time the lead fainted and the backup took over the mic and the show went on as usual?"
"Easter used to be called Wester But they decided to take things in a new direction."
"What's Obama say to Biden when he leaves the room after a argument? Good*bi-den*"