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Joke of the Day
"Why the dwarves surf in the kitchen? Because it has microwaves"
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"I like my women like my Asian food: Hot and sweet."
"Why was the rooster angry? He just found his chicken strips. (Courtesy of my creative bartender pal)"
"i just found a web site where you can see women with no clothes on not even underwear! brb!"
"What does Lenin say when he his angry? I will hit you so hard that it will leave a Marx."
"A ghost walks into a bar ""Sorry sir"" the barmen says, ""We don't serve spirits after eleven"""
"My Mother in law said to me: ""I'll dance on your grave, when you're dead"" ""Good!"" I said, ""I'm being buried at sea."""
"Why is Superman's costume so tight? Because it only comes in size 'S'"
"What did the right eye say to the left? There's something between us that smells.. *drops mic*"
"Did you hear about the two monocles at the party? They made spectacles out of themselves."