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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't Hitler cross the road? Because he could nazi anything"
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"Mary had a little lamb... and the midwife passed out."
"A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. "
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"Startup idea: a gym named Resolution that runs for the 1st month of the year, collects subscription fee, then converts to a bar named Regret"
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"What kind of music do phones love to hear? A symphony"
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