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Joke of the Day

"When I'm really bored at work I like to write ""I'm watching you"" on the toilet paper a few squares in just to mess with people."

"What do Yoda's sheep say? Dey go baa."

"2 fish in a tank, one says to the other Do you know how to drive this thing?"

"I am in prison for something I didn't do I didn't pay my taxes"

"I took a Viagra the other day and it got stuck in my throat... I had a stiff neck all day."

"Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home."

"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's a pretty obscure number, you've probably never heard of it..."

"3 guys walk into a bar.... and the fourth guy ducks!"

"Ebay You have got to love Ebay Sold my homing pigeons 4 times this month."

"What's the difference between a girl and a grill? Grills are loyal enough to take your meat AND cook."