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Joke of the Day
"What alternative energy does Trump propose? White power"
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"Walked past the fridge today and heard some onions singing the Bee Gees... ...turns out it was just some Ch-ch-ch-chivvveesss talking."
"An asshole What do you call someone that puts the punchline in the title?"
"What's the difference between r/politics and r/sandersforpresident? The url."
"A dyslexic man... Walks into a bra"
"Q: What is hard six inches long has two nuts and can make a girl fat? A: Almond Joy candy bar"
"It's not the bullet that kills you, it's the hole."
"Sometimes I just like to switch off I think that's why I lost my job in the Intensive Care Unit"
"What's your favorite clock time? Personally, I'd say that 6:30 is the best clock time, hands down."
"Me: This is a nice, quiet neighborhood. Real estate agent: This is a cemetery. Me: I'll take it."