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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between r/politics and r/sandersforpresident? The url."
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"What is it that's red. Reddit."
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"Someone at work asked if I'd listened to any good books lately, and now I've got a body to dispose of. :("
"A healthy man in a room of paraplegic people is outstanding"
"My girlfriend wanted me to go to yoga with her the other day. I waved her off and said ""Nah 'ma stay."""
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