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Joke of the Day

"How do you know which pepper in the garden is the nosiest? ... it's the one that's jalapeno business!!!"

"all my dance moves look like i'm trying to tell the guy on first base to steal second"

"why did the chicken head cross the road? to ghetto the other side..."

"Frederick W. Smith created a company because he needed money to pay maintenance to his ex wife. He called it Fed*Ex*."

"I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn't complain."

"What is Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? HAAAAAAAAAND EEEEEEEEYE"

"An army of pandas descends on a fortress of evil trolls. The pandas are soft, cuddly, & deadly. It's the most adorable massacre in history."

"I don't approve of political jokes... I've seen too many of them get elected."

"We're probably accidentally giving ghosts handjobs all the time."

"LPT: If you're single this weekend, remember... Name your hands and you'll have an instant threesome! Happy Valentine's day!"