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Joke of the Day

"""Lethal Weapon"" is my favorite movie about how to fix a dislocated shoulder."

"California legalized marijuana I guess they had a high voter turnout."

"They tried to make me go to rehab... They tried to make me go to rehab, and I said... 'I don't have insurance'. And that was the end of that."

"What do you say when you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Drop it Ni**a (sorry for the offensive word)"

"An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had"

"I'm no cactus expert, but I know a prick when I see one."

"What did the dick say to the condom Go away, you make sex less pleasurable and have a higher than acceptable risk of breaking."

"""My wife is like Whiskey."" ""Oh yeah, she gets better with age?"" ""No, she gives me a headache."""

"What did one saggy boob say to the other? We better perk up or somebody is going to think were nuts."

"Girls are like roads, the more curves, the more dangerous they are."