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Joke of the Day

"How to you get rid of the dandelions on your lawn? Paint one of them black; the others will move away."

"What do you call a /u/LegitLizard that can't move? A /u/LegitLizard with e_reptile_ dysfunction!"

"I saw a dog taking a dump and I totally thought of you."

"How do lesbian couples celebrate their anniversary? By eating out."

"What did O say to Q? ""Pull your pants up will ya?"""

"What did the black Jew say to the non-believers? We Israel.."

"83 yo man, ""You speak pretty good English for a Chinese girl"". Me: ""I'm caucasian"". Him, ""Well, any kind of Asian looks Chinese to me""."

"Police Chief: Why did you arrest that doctor? Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse."

"[Elephant at a party] Nice piano! [me] thanks [Elephant] What are the keys made of? [Me] Uhh.. [Rhino appears behind me] Tell him Kyle"

"Whats common between Reddit jokes & Dave ? You never get tired of seeing them again & again ..."