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Joke of the Day

"I got a job on a farm.... It was circumcising donkeys, it wasn't too bad, 44 skins a day, with a chance to get ahead, and you could always count on big tips...."

"When you die your voice gets added to the Big Bang Theory laugh track."

"What's the difference between a mouth and an asshole?..... Some people can't figure out which one to speak out of."

"What did the horse get on his blood test B Neigh-getive"

"Why does noddy have bell on his hat? Because he is a cunt."

"Hair growing from my ears and nostrils doesn't mean I'm getting old, right? Means I'm turning into a werewolf! Right?"

"Whenever a wrong number calls me and hangs up I always call em back and tell them it was their loss because I'm really fun to talk to."

"Isn't it annoying when engineering students call themselves engineers? It's stupid. You don't hear medical students calling themselves doctors or arts students calling themselves baristas."

"Not only is today Leap Day, but it's also the 52nd anniversary of Family Circus first appearing in newspapers Wow, that's amazing. Just think about it. That's the same joke told 19,028 different ways"

"Why did the religious person give up smoking? Because God hates fags."