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Joke of the Day

"I got a job on a farm.... It was circumcising donkeys, it wasn't too bad, 44 skins a day, with a chance to get ahead, and you could always count on big tips...."

"A man walks into a bar... Ow"

"Why did the women's studies major go to college? To study a broad"

"As a kid on summer nights I'd capture fireflies in a jar then show them to my father and say ""please buy me a sega this does nothing for me"""

"-Come on, it's time to go -No -We are going to be late -I hate school -But Mum, you have to take me!"

"Clickbaits seem so obvious... Just like this one."

"I sure hope they're wrong about 2012. I'd hate to think I wasted the last couple years of my life on here with you guys."

"I'll pronounce vegan ""veegan"", when vegetables become ""veegetables""."

"Anyone want to hear my Human Centipede joke? Nah, I won't tell you it. It sucks ass."

"I've heard that Americans don't find paedo jokes funny Guess they're just a bit touchy"