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Joke of the Day
"My least favorite racist joke Donald Trump"
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"Jesus is a deadbeat dad Said he'd be coming back soon 2000 years ago and we're still waiting."
"Dont take your phones with you when you go to a dentist they have li-ion batteries"
"Never trust an atom They make up *everything*"
"So there's this new music attraction at SeaWorld featuring some guy they call Squid Barrett. They refer to themselves as Ink Floyd."
"A Rich man sent a medicine shipment to Somalia Once it reached the Airport inspection, Customs rejected it and sent it back; the instructions on the medicines said : after meal"
"Jimmy was blowing bubbles in the bathtub... then Bubbles got up and left."
"Patient: Doctor my wife thinks I'm crazy because I like sausages. Psychiatrist: Nonsense! I like sausages too. Patient: Good you should come and see my collection. I've got hundreds of them."
"Why will Church's chicken be losing money? Because I don't see black people going to church's anytime soon"
"What, me? Lazy? Don't get me started."